Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Free ebook! 1000001 American Nights

Oh, happy days! I have the story of shorts now a top 11 (there's a prize for that, right?)! Thanks ya'll and if you haven't gotten it yet, do so and as soon as possible!

If you have a kindle or a kindle app (just download it on your phone if you can), you can just download the book for free. I think it's in the US only, so sorry to the international people out there. Unfortunately the file is so big that I can't have non-kindle publishers carry it.

In the meantime, here it is.

And the paperback. 

 damn, and now it's #7.

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Friday, January 5, 2018

Let's talk about you


So I've been  looking over where everyone is from. It appears that you're from all around the world. Very cool. Thanks for dropping by. I will say that the amount of cities (aside from the ones I lived in) you are from is also impressive. Thanks again and I do hope to hear from you one day!




Edit:

Hey, West Falls Church, you okay? Just making sure...
Edit2. Okay, now I'm looking at the past year. What the hell are you doing to my glorious site?! just kidding. Seriously, though, these are cities I've never heard of. How are ya'll doing? Well, I trust?


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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Some Posts for ya

Here we are, another year another chance at redemption. Well, if you want that, then go ahead and buy this framed print of mine. There are a few other styles (canvas poster etc), but all worth it. Mainly, they are conversations combined with a picture of a cafe I've been to. Enjoy it and share as well. There are a few others here.

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Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Funny maps


Behold my postmodern map of the universe! Here I have colored in black the places I have not visited and in white the places that I have visited. Note that the white is less than one pixel, so don't strain your eyes.

Reading a great book I got for the Holidays: Maps as Art. It's a good way to look at creative breakdowns of the map. Of course, like with much post-modern art, I sense that there are maps that make the cut just because (someone knew someone or was better at marketing a crap map than someone else, you know these worlds). Well here is my


Also, given that this is simply a way of saying one person experiences almost nothing compared to the possibilities out there (the old Arabic saying that a person knows a drop of the ocean of knowledge in the world), this could very well be construed as a way to say how little you know compared to the world in general. So this could be: my knowledge chart and other such things.

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Saturday, December 16, 2017

Once Upon A Time

There was a Man who was subject to a Sultan AI's whims. The man had to pay it in bitcoin or else the AI's algorithms would evict it and chop its head off (via vagrancy laws). So the man typed up stories into the ethernet and would earn bitcoin with which he would feed the AI. Thus he survived... until the AI learned to do his job better.
Well, that story didn't end happily (most of my stories don't), but you can read these stories in a collection called 1000001 American Nights. You can save 7$ (2 coffees!) with the discount so go and get it!